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Morticians do it gravely.
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War may be Hell... but it's good for business.
-- The Association for Merchants, Manufacturers, and Morticia...
Government action and inaction both gravely impair business confidence. -- Mark Epernay
TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
Moses Mendlessohn having fallen ill sent for a Christian physician, who at once diagnosed the philosopher's disorder as trichinosis, but tactfully gave it another name....
You know," he added very gravely, "it's one of the most serious things that can possibly happen to one in a battle -- to get one's head cut off.
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?
he asked. "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end...
The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?
he asked. "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end...
When asked for his own [favourite poem], Dylan [Thomas] slowly said, "This is the best poem in the English language," and then repeated gravely and with feeling these line
I am Thou art He, she, it is We are You are They are....
CABBAGE, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
The cabbage is so called from Cabagius, a prince who on ascending the throne issued a decree appointing a High Council of Empire consisting of the members of his predecessor's Ministry and the cabbages in the royal garden....
Logicians do it or they do not do it.