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Morton Downey...ever Since He Was Eight Years Old, His Parents Pleaded With Him To Run Away From Home.
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Morton Downey...ever since he was eight years old, his parents pleaded with
him to run away from home.
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The day Morton Downey was born his parents faced a serious decision...a crib or a cage.
Hollywood is one place where more parents than children run away from home.
A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...
Morton Downey, a man with an overwhelming personality.
Once you meet him, you never want to do it again....
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.
-- Steven Wrigh...
Nobert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.
Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
The main difference between a child and parent is that when a child feels like he or she should run away from home, the child says this out loud.
Brockman: ... means death for us all. And now, "Kent's People!
Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank Grimes, a thirty- five-year-old Springfieldite who has earned everything the hard way, but never let adversity get him down....
George's friend Sam had a dog who could recite the Gettysburg Address.
Let me buy him from you," pleaded George after a demonstration....