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• Morton Downey, a man with an overwhelming personality.
  Once you meet him, you never want to do it again....
• The real curse of sin can be understood by imagining that you are on an island with just one other person -- Morton Downey.
• I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
• The ox knoweth his owner, and the ass his master's crib. -- Old Testament -- Isaiah i, 3
• This was the biggest decision the Simpsons ever faced.
  I should've listened to the kids instead of my big, dumb wife....
• Dan Quayle may not have been wanted by his parents, who kept asking him, after he was born, why he was not more like Gertrude.
  Gertrude died at birth....
• From my father: "Always be ready to come off the bench.
  It was his way of saying, "Be prepared." -- Morton Dea...
• I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth. The north side of my town faced east and the east was facing south.
  -- The Who...