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Mother's board, Dad's a UNIX.
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Lookin for a baby at mother board !!
Unix is not your mother. -- The Tiger Team
Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution! Marge
Oh, my God... Mother was right! -- "Stark Raving Dad...
UNIX: An operating system only a mother could love. -- Paul Beck
The Woody Allen virus Bypasses the mother board to corrupt the daughter boards.
-- New viruses on the block....
Baby On Board.
Mom, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Dad's upstairs!
-- Lisa warns her mother, "The Day the Violence Died...
My father was doing some strange chores for my mother.
They won't tell me what kind. -- How did your mom and dad meet?? -- Jeremy, AGE 8...
You know you're getting old when you're Dad, and you're measuring your daughter for camp clothes, and there are certain measurements only her mother is allowed to take.