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My Father Was Doing Some Strange Chores For My Mother.
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My father was doing some strange chores for my mother.
They won't tell me what kind.
-- How did your mom and dad meet??
-- Jeremy, AGE 8
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When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked twelve miles to get to school....
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Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....