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• Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
  Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....
• Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000? Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
  Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....
• Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
  Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean....
• Bart: He's not a regular bum, Mom; he's a genius bum.
  He created Itchy _and_ he's the father of cartoon violence....
• Bart: Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me.
  Lisa: Will do. -- Let someone who still loves it do it, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
  Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that time I had no idea Maggie even existed....
• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
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• Myers: Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas, where are they gonna come from?
  Her? [points at Marge] Marge: Uh... Hmm... How about....