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Mother Told Me (yes, She Told Me) I'd Meet Girls Like You.
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Mother told me (yes, she told me) I'd meet girls like you.
She also told me "Stay away. You never know what you'll catch."
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The walls told me not to talk to you.
I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!
"Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen....
You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!
"Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen!...
You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!
"Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen!...