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• Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
• Did Mt. St. Helens make Seattle Wash. ?
• The moral idea of Christian love is like a pillar of flaming light extending from earth to heave
  but the supernatural religion of freedom, solace, and joy that should have evolved from it was choked and poisoned....
• How many roadies/sound men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One: Upon finding no replacement, he takes the original apart, repairs it with a chewing gum wrapper and duct tape, changes the screw mount to bayonet mount, finds an appropriate patch cable, and re-installs the bulb fifty feet from where it should have been, to the satisfaction of the rest of the band....
• God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go.
  "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God....
• How about `man mount`, and actually READING the text.
  I understand that would strain the three interconnected cells in that foul-smelling appendage you have for a drain, but do try....