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• You don't get once-in-a-lifetime offers like this every day.
• Beat your son every day; you may not know why, but he will.
• Homer: Marge, when I see you forming the vowels and continents Marge
  Consonants. Homer: consonants, with your beautiful mouth, your beautiful breath pushing past your beautiful teeth....
• Umbroglio: what you and your umbrella get into on a rainy day.
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
• The game is supposed to be fun. If you have a bad day, don't worry about it.
  You can't expect to get a hit every game. -- Yogi Berra...
• Addison, will you get serious!" "Serious? I just had my hand on your behind
  if I get any more serious, they'll move us to cable!" -- Addison and Maddy from "Moonlighting...
• Make love to every woman you meet; if you get 5 per cent on your outlay, it's a good investment.