Related:

• Manuel, have you ever heard of the bubonic plague? It was rather popular here.
  .. -- Basil Fawlty (John Cleese), "Fawlty Towers", British television show...
• We need more power! Can you give us any more?!
• Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
  [sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Share and enjoy, Share and enjoy, Journey through life with a plastic boy or Girl by your side
  let your pal be your guide, And when it breaks down or starts to annoy or Grinds when it moves and give you no joy, When it eats up your hat, has sex with your cat, [never was sure about that line....
• You know you're in trouble when... 1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
  2) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any....
• Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
  Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...
• Jack: I don't get it... Lo Pan (interrupting): Shut up, Mr.
  Burton. You are not put upon this world to 'get it....
• The bread that you store up belongs to the hungry; the cloak that lies in your chest belongs to the naked
  and the gold that you have hidden in the ground belongs to the poor. -- St. Basil (330?-379?)...