Share and enjoy,
Share and enjoy,
Journey through life with a plastic boy or
Girl by your side, let your pal be your guide,
And when it breaks down or starts to annoy or
Grinds when it moves and give you no joy,
When it eats up your hat, has sex with your cat,
[never was sure about that line...]
Sprays fire on your wall and rips off your door
And you get to the point you can't stand any more -
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig;
We'll tell you... (da da daaa)
Go stick your head in a pig (da da daaa).
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
