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Mushy ... Like Puppy Dogs ... Except Puppy Dogs Don't Wag Their Tails Nearly As Much.
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Mushy ... like puppy dogs ... except puppy dogs don't wag their tails
nearly as much.
-- How do people in love typically behave?
-- Arnold, age 10
Related:
All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark.
-- How do people in love typically behave? -- Sherm, age 8...
When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour.
-- How do people in love typically behave? -- Wendy, age 8...
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act ii, Sc. 1...
How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Arnold, age 10...
Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
Life is like a puppy dog always searching for a street full of fire hydrants.
What do you give a dead baby for xmas? A dead puppy.