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What Do You Give A Dead Baby For Xmas? A Dead Puppy.
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What do you give a dead baby for xmas?
A dead puppy.
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I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
-- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body...
I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
-- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body...
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life.
The only completely consistent people are the dead. Aldous Huxley ['Do What You Will', 1929]...