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When A Person Gets Kissed For The First Time, They Fall Down And They Don't Get Up For At Least An Hour.
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When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they
don't get up for at least an hour.
-- How do people in love typically behave?
-- Wendy, age 8
Related:
All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark.
-- How do people in love typically behave? -- Sherm, age 8...
Mushy ... like puppy dogs ... except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much.
-- How do people in love typically behave? -- Arnold, age 10...
The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
But I hope he showers at least once a day....
Nana-korobi ya-oki (fall down 7 get up 8)
Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.
-- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Alonzo, age 9...
Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs .
.. and don't worry if their parents are right there....
A moment of agony that transcends all moments of agony.
I hope this story is true, because it's too beautiful to be a lie....
ack n. The set of things a person has to do in the future.
One speaks of the next project to be attacked as having risen to the top of the stack....