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  She was wearing aluminum siding. She had two pictures....
• Tonight I'll get out of my head, cause I can't stop, I'll get out of my head with everything I got.
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Burns: Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television.
  He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it....
• Don't make a big deal out of everything; just deal with everything.
• Piltdown: the pig that made a monkey out of a man...
• God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through. -- Paul Valery