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My Couch Potato Routine Is Honed To Perfection.
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My couch potato routine is honed to perfection.
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My mind is a potato field... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I mean, look at this. What is it? I'm surprised you've forgotten, my lord.
I haven't forgotten. It's a rhetorical question. ....
In durance vile And all my frowsy couch in sorrow steep.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Epistle from Esopus to Maria...
Flawed to perfection.
I woke up and started folding my bed back into a couch and almost broke both my arms, because it's not one of those beds!
-- Steven Wrigh...
It's potato, not potatoe.
I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the INNER WORKINGS of this POTATO!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
A couch is as good as a chair.