My Dental Hygienist Is Cute. Every Time I Visit, I Eat A Whole Package Of Oreo Cookies While Waiting In The Lobby.

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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo
cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of
the afternoon's appointments.
-- Steven Wright

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