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My Dog Thinks He's Human, But My Cat Thinks She's A Goddess.
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My dog thinks he's human, but my cat thinks she's a Goddess.
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My dog thinks he's human, my cat thinks he's GOD.
Descartes thought an animal, that couldn't talk, couldn't think, or so he taught, but to summise, my cat thinks otherwise.
The biologist thinks he is a chemist, The chemist thinks he is a physicist, The physicist thinks he is a God, And God thinks She is a mathematician.
-- Paula Thompso...
My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary.
-- Drake Sathe...
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
She thinks she loves you.
But don't take my word for it. Let's ask an actor playing Charles Darwin what he thinks!
-- The Simpso...
If you thinks my speeling, is bad check my grammers!
Thinks he's worth.