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My Dog Thinks He's Human, My Cat Thinks He's GOD.
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My dog thinks he's human, my cat thinks he's GOD.
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My dog thinks he's human, but my cat thinks she's a Goddess.
There is no God! He just thinks he's there!
Descartes thought an animal, that couldn't talk, couldn't think, or so he taught, but to summise, my cat thinks otherwise.
The biologist thinks he is a chemist, The chemist thinks he is a physicist, The physicist thinks he is a God, And God thinks She is a mathematician.
-- Paula Thompso...
Thinks he's worth.
But don't take my word for it. Let's ask an actor playing Charles Darwin what he thinks!
-- The Simpso...
If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks he's God.
An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.
Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
