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My Ethicator Machine Must've Had A Built-in Moral Compromise Spectral Release Phantasmatron!
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"My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise spectral
release phantasmatron! I'm a genius!"
"Another casualty of applied metaphysics."
-- Calvin and Hobbes, "Calvin and Hobbes"
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