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• Be careful or be roadkill. -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbe
• Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
  -- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbe...
• Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?
  Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help. -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise spectral release phantasmatron!
  I'm a genius!" "Another casualty of applied metaphysics....
• Just think! With the push of a button, you could be a 500-story gastropod -- a slug the size of the Chrysler Building.
  "Gosh, how can I refuse?" "Well, if you don't like that, be something else!...
• My_ side of the woods abounds in natural scenic splendor.
  _Your_ side wallows in decay and filth. My territory is infinitely superior to yours....
• Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
  -- Bill Watterson, cartoonist of Calvin & Hobbe...
• I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
  -- Calvin and Hobbe...