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• My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Ooh, a political discussion at our table. I feel like a Kennedy!
  -- Lisa, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Your eyes, your eyes, they shine like the pants on my blue serge suit.
  That's not a reflection on you. That's on my pants. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• Feels like the time I was initiated into the Silly Buggers' Society at Cambridge.
  I misheard the instructions and pushed an entire aubergine into my earhole....
• and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes!
  -- James Joyce, _Ulysses_...
• When the dream came, I held my breath with my eyes closed.
  I went insane, like a smoke ring day when the wind blows....
• I feel like alien cells are replicating and superseding my internal organs. -- Howard The Duck
• I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.