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Ooh, A Political Discussion At Our Table. I Feel Like A Kennedy!
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Ooh, a political discussion at our table. I feel like a Kennedy!
-- Lisa, "Two Cars in Every Garage,
Three Eyes on Every Fish"
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Homer: Marge, get back in bed. Marge: [on the floor] No, I'm just fine right here.
Homer: What's wrong? I just want to snuggle. Marge...
Burns: [smashes some pictures] [tries to overturn a table, but can't] Smithers, turn over this table for me.
Smithers: Yes, sir....
Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
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That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
-- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Bad dog! Bad... neighbor dog!
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