1) Never Try Anything With Tomatoes In It. 2) Never Try Anything Bigger Than Your Head.

1) Never Try Anything With Tomatoes In It. 2) Never Try Anything Bigger Than Your Head.

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1) Never try anything with tomatoes in it.
2) Never try anything bigger than your head.
3) Never, NEVER try anything that looks like vomit.
(It is said that Kerr broke all three rules by discovering pizza.)
-- Kerr's Three Rules for Trying New Foods

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