Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
My Girlfriend Wanted To See The World, So I Bought Her An Atlas.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
My girlfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought her an atlas.
Related:
My boyfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought him an atlas.
My girlfriend got crabs so I bought her fishnet stockings.
My girlfriend said I never listen to her, or something.
My girlfriend cut me off. Should I dump her?!*&$#(@^&NO MARYER
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo Philip
Windows: If I'd *wanted* a Mac, I would have *bought* one!
Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
I missed my girlfriend... Then I reloaded...
Naked except for your girlfriend and her 120 or so kids right?