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• My mother invented me. My father denies!
• In my end is my beginning.
• My wife left me - There is a GOD!
• And that was the end of Grogan, the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my Bible!
  -- Romancing the Stone...
• God, look at the time! My girlfriend will kill me!
• I was angry with my friend I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
  I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow....
• The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Arab Proverb
• Have hung My dank and dropping weeds To the stern god of sea.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Translation of Horace, Book i, Ode 5...
• My sister could make some black bread for you (Translation: Burned)