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And That Was The End Of Grogan, The Man Who Killed My Father, Raped And Murdered My Sister, Burned My Ranch, Shot My Dog, And Stole My Bible!
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"And that was the end of Grogan, the man who killed my father,
raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and
stole my Bible!"
-- Romancing the Stone
Related:
Youth Culture Killed My Dog.
wHO STOLE mY cAPS kEY?
My sister could make some black bread for you (Translation: Burned)
Hello. My name is Batman. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
In my end is my beginning.
But this is my sister's bike!
My dog ate my .sig
All right, who stole my Shatner Turbo 2000?
Awright, you people! Who stole my strawberry preserves?