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My Mother Invented Me. My Father Denies!
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My mother invented me. My father denies!
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My mother is from Iceland and my father is from Cuba. I guess that makes me an Ice Cube.
My mother thanks you, my father thanks you...
My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife. -- Friday
My father was doing some strange chores for my mother.
They won't tell me what kind. -- How did your mom and dad meet?? -- Jeremy, AGE 8...
I had to go to analysis. They told me I had an unresolved Oedipus complex, which, according to them, meant I want to sleep with my mother.
Which is preposterous. My father doesn't even want to sleep with my mother. -- Dennis Wolfberg...
My mother loves ME! It's the computer she hates.
That's okay, my mother didn't BEAR me either!
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
-- Peter De Vrie...
My father invented the burglar alarm--which unfortunately was stolen from him. -- Victor Borge