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• ...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said "A truck!" -- Emo Phillip
• Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
• I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. --Joe Loui
• when i die, i'd like to go peacefully. in my sleep.
  like my grandfather. not screaming, like the passengers in his car......
• Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. -- "Bumper Snicke
• There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
• When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving.
  He said it was elevator practice. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
  They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
• Like my mom always said, "When your dad dies, then we'll be in heaven.