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• Mama told me there'd be years like these.
• Mother told me (yes, she told me) I'd meet girls like you.
  She also told me "Stay away. You never know what you'll catch....
• Mama told me not to come.
• Bigot agenda: (a)blacks (b)gays (c)jews (d)anyone who isnt like me.
• A guy asked me what living in NYC was like - told him to wait 54 years.
• Someone once told me I have a mind that's like a bad neighborhood
  I shouldn't go in there alone. -- Sharon Stone...
• SMILEY :^D "Great! I like it!
• But God TOLD me to use a GOTO.
• The walls told me not to talk to you.