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And I Want A New Car... And I Want The City To Pay For It All!
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"...And I want a new car... And I want the city to pay for it all!"
"What kind of a car, Miller?"
"Something with reclining leather seats that goes really fast and gets
really shitty gas mileage."
-- Frustrated city official from ROBOCOP
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