I Play The Harmonica. The Only Way I Can Play Is If I Get My Car Going Really Fast, And Stick It Out The Window.

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car
going really fast, and stick it out the window. I put a new engine
in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500
miles per hour. The harmonica sounds *amazing*.
-- Steven Wright

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