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• This is what I do for fun, can you imagine my job?
• One night my mother sent me to fetch the doctor. "What's the matter with me?
  I'm sick from top to bottom. My head pounds, my eyes flicker, my heart jumps, my stomach gurgles, my knees crack, my ankles swell, my feet burn, and I myself don't feel so good....
• When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
  My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
• It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks.
  I go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back facing north so they can tell time....
• I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
• I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell that can't.
• I do not know how other people would set about the task.
  I can therefore only tell you how I myself have approached the matter, and I must submit to the reproach that my way of solving the problem is the outcome of my individual prejudice....
• Well, honour is the subject of my story. I cannot tell what you and other men Think of this life
  but, for my single self, I had as lief not be as live to be In awe of such a thing as I myself....
• Look at me. I'm a trainee. They won't even tell me what's in the secret sauce.
  -- Homer works at the Gulp-N-Blow, "I Married Marge...