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• It's like a beer commercial. -- Crow T. Robot.
• The man never drank a Duff in his life.
  -- Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 featuring Nixon, "Duffle...
• Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
• Nixon: Well I would suggest, Mr. Vancouver, that if you knew the President that, that was just a facetious remark.
  Announcer: And now a word from our sponsor. Kennedy...
• Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed
• Beer-O-Meter [E\........F] ... Time for a commercial.
• Like, I think my bottle absorbed my Beer, eh.
• Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
  Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach...
• Could this be the best day of my life? [thought balloo
  Homer weds Marge] [thought balloon: Homer dances as an overturned beer truck sprays its contents like a fountain] a new champion!...