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• Homer: {Mmmmm, Gummi Beers.} [eats one] Hey, Barney, I think you've had enough.
  Barney: [lying on a bench under one of the beer taps] Are you crazy?...
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• Homer: Free Duff!? Viva life! -- Homer at the Air Show, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
• Homer: Hey, kids, how was school? Lisa: I learned how many grams in a pennyweight.
  Bart: I got expelled. Homer: That's my boy! [sips his Duff] Mmm....