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• The man never drank a Duff in his life.
  -- Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 featuring Nixon, "Duffle...
• Doctor: Only Duff fills your "Q zone" with pure beer goodness.
  [the letters G-O-O-D-N-E-S-S tumble down into the "stomach....
• Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
  Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach...
• Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what do you say to a cold one?
  Norm: See you later, Vera, I'll be at Cheers. -- Cheers, Norm's Last Hurrah Sam...
• Homer: {Mmmmm, Gummi Beers.} [eats one] Hey, Barney, I think you've had enough.
  Barney: [lying on a bench under one of the beer taps] Are you crazy?...
• My life is like a beer commercial.
• Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a refreshing drink from hops and barley.
  [drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A....
• Quimby: I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous town and run for mayor.
  And, er, once elected, I will send for the rest of you....
• TV Announcer: Loaf-time, the cable network for the unemployed, will be back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.
  Duff Beer commercial: Unemployed? Out of work? Sober?...