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My Mother Buried Three Husbands, And Two Of Them Were Just Napping. -- Rita Rudne
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
-- Rita Rudner
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. -- Rita Rudne
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