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• I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. -- Rita Rudne
• One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on the envelopes. -- Rita Rudne
• Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. -- Rita Rudne
• Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
  -- Rita Rudne...
• Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. -- Rita Rudne
• Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats.
• They caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol. It may harm the baby.
  I think that's ironic. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that way. -- Rita Rudne...