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My mother was the tour guide for Guilt Trips...
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My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
QOTD: My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.
Guilt trips: The nuclear weapon of relationships...
And I'm your tour guide.
Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa
I have one. Tour guide: Yes? Lisa: Is the remarkably sexist drivel spouted by Malibu Stacy intentional, or is it just a horrible mistake?...
When I was a kid my mother switched religions from Catholic to Episcopalian.
Which is what, Catholic Lite? One third less guilt than that regular religion!...
My mother-in-law is an alien.
Tour guide: Folks, we print more than 18 million bills a day.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, no, we don't give out free samples....
My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour.
I said, "the whole time." -- Steven Wrigh...