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Tour Guide: Folks, We Print More Than 18 Million Bills A Day.
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Tour guide: Folks, we print more than 18 million bills a day.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, no, we don't give out free
samples. [tour group chuckles]
Homer: Lousy cheap country...
-- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
Homer: Wow, `Win a trip to Washington, DC. All expenses paid, VIP tour'.
.. Oh, it's for kids. [throws into trash] Lisa: Wait, Dad....
Marge: Wow, the President's bathroom... Lisa: [opens a curtain, revealing our First Lady in the tub soaking] Bab
[gasp] Do you mind! Lisa: Barbara Bush! Babs: Ugh, you have those damn badges....
Homer: [reading `Reading Digest'] Hey, a cartoon! [a woman tries to explain a pile of metal that used to be a car] "Well, dear, you always wanted a compact.
.." [laughs] Ain't it the truth! Marge: No, it's not the truth, Homer....
Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles] Home
Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh, Marge, grow up....
Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa
I have one. Tour guide: Yes? Lisa: Is the remarkably sexist drivel spouted by Malibu Stacy intentional, or is it just a horrible mistake?...
Marge: Well, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
Homer: Marge, I never read a magazine in my life, and I'm not going to start now....
And I'm your tour guide.
Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already won' check] One million dollars!
I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr....