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My Nipples Explode With Delight! -- Monty Pytho
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My nipples explode with delight!
-- Monty Python
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At the sound of the tone, YOUR telephone's going to EXPLODE!
(If you've seen the Monty Python episode where the announcer comes on and says "And now, it's time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode!...
No. 1.... The LARCH tree." -- Monty Pytho
Oh, intercourse the penguin! -- Monty Pytho
BEDEVERE: And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
I think we've got an eater! Are you suggesting.. eating my mother?
?? Uhhh - yeah! Not raw, cooked! -- Monty Pytho...
Look, if anyone else pinches my phrase, I'll throw them under a camel! -- Monty Pytho
Please excuse my wife. She may appear to be rather nasty, but underneath she has a heart of formica.
-- Monty Pytho...