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• My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me!
• Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
• My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
• But I'd rather eat Johnson!" -- Monty Pytho
• Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day? Joe: The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.
• She poured sugar in the gastank of my heart!
• Peasant : Well, she turned me into a newt! Bevidere
  (skeptically): A newt? Peasant : (pause, then sheepishly)...
• My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• They are not a pipe for fortune's finger To sound what stop she please.
  Give me that man That is not passion's slave, and I will wear him In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart, As I do thee....