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My Shoes Are Too Tight. -- Londo
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My shoes are too tight.
-- Londo
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Not wrapped too tight.
There is nothing so sure to make you forgot all of your other troubles as the wearing of tight shoes.
The canyon here becomes too tight to go further south.
Jimbo: Man, that guy's guitar is talking. Otto
Hey, my shoes are talking too! Left Shoe: Don't worry....
Golfing is the art of using a bowed club and a flawed swing
a poor stance and tight shoes, a weak grip and a lose shank tape on the handle of the club, to hit a small ball badly toward the wrong hole, out of turn....
How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
You know your jeans are too tight, if it takes pliers to get to your wallet.
I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.
The Angels want to wear my red shoes. -- E. Costello