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• A guy is standing in front of his locker at the country club admiring a golf ball he has in his hand.
  One of his golfing buddies says to him, "What'd you do, get some new golf balls?...
• Harry and Fred were playing their Sunday afternoon golf game.
  The game, as always, was close. They were at the treacherous 12th hole...
• Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball. -- Woodie Held
• Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
  "I'm leaving you, Harry," his wife announced bitterly....
• Tom Kite: Now, you don't want to overthink. Home
  Not an issue. Tom Kite: Keep your head down. Home...
• Eat to live, and not on thy Diner's Club Card. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• Lee: Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo.
  Now, choose a club. ["beep"] You have chosen a three wood....
• Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
  [bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?...
• Paranoid Club meeting this Friday. Now ... just try to find out where!