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• You have to take off your shoes before you can take off your stockings.
• I can turn off my modem. I can turn off my modem. I ca
• 1. "I'm down here" 2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy" 3.
  I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 4....
• Shit Happens' according to... An Employee: I've done my shit, so can I take the day off?
  This shit's not part of my contract....
• It is I! Count Taxula, and my faithful servant Algore!
• When you slithered out of your hole that day, and you spewed your venom all over this defenseless 12-year-old girl, you made this court's top 10 hit list.
  In a way, the best sentence this court could give would be no sentence at all, because if you left this courtroom I don't think you would be alive 10 minutes....
• Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
  Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you....
• Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. -- Mickey Mouse