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My Success Has Allowed Me To Strike Out With A Higher Class Of Women. -- Woody Alle
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My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
-- Woody Allen
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Eighty percent of success is showing up. -- Woody Alle
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my metaphysics final.
You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me....
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers -- they're going to make a game out of it.
-- Woody Alle...
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. -- Woody Alle
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. -- Woody Alle...
This morning I abused my electric toaster. Tonight the elevator held me hostage in revenge.
-- Woody Alle...
When I was born, my family was so poor my mother couldn't afford to use talcum powder on me.
So she used to douse me with kitchen baking soda ....
My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.
-- Woody Allen [on Epistemology]...