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• I think they're going to take all this money that we spend now on war and death -- And make them spend it on life.
  -- Edith Keeler and Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate unknown....
• Exercise extends your life ten years, but you spend 15 of them doing it.
• Isn't it ironic that many men spend a great part of their lives avoiding marriage while single-mindedly pursuing those things that would make them better prospects?
• The best use of life is to spend it for something that outlasts life. -- William Jame
• One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
  -- G. Weilache...
• Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
  -- Lillian Dickso...
• Make a living, but make room for life.
• Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
• I spend half my life logged into crazy liberals!