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Exercise Extends Your Life Ten Years, But You Spend 15 Of Them Doing It.
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Exercise extends your life ten years, but you spend 15 of them doing it.
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Lisa: Um, do you know what you're doing? Bob: Lisa, you don't spend ten years as a homicidal maniac without learning a few things about dynamite.
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Living in California adds ten years to a man's life.
And those extra ten years I'd like to spend in New York. -- Harry Ruby...
And make them spend it on life.
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. -- Baski
The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise
Inconstitencies of opinion which may arise from time to time due to contingencies which may not be anticipated are often justifiable except when you do them
ince for you, consistency requires that you be as dumb today as you were yesterday and the day before that....