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My Wife Claims My Mind Wasn't The First Thing To Go...!
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My wife claims my mind wasn't the first thing to go...!
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My toughest fight was with my first wife. -- Mohammad Ali
My other wife is beautiful.
She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- My Wife 's a Winsome Wee Thing...
My mind is a scary place, I try not to go there alone.
My mind to your mind... NO CARRIER
Play with my body, not my mind.
Whenever I need to ``get away,'' I just get away in my mind.
I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect....
My first wife divorced me on grounds of incompatibility.
And besides, I think she hated me. -- Oscar Leva...
My ex-wife's car is a broomstick