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• My first wife divorced me on grounds of incompatibility.
  And besides, I think she hated me. -- Oscar Leva...
• Send me your tired, your poor... Oh! And a side of fries.
• Homer: Yeah, whaddya want. Marge: My husband by my side.
  Homer: You want fries with that? -- Homer works at the Gulp-N-Blow, "I Married Marge...
• I carry a rabbit's foot in my pocket because it saves me lots of money .
  .. Every time my wife sticks her hand in she thinks it's a mouse. -- "Senator" Ed Ford...
• This morning I caught my wife in a lie ... I'm sitting there in the kitchen, having some coffee, biscuits, some jelly.
  About eleven-thirty my old lady came in, and her wig was amuss....
• I will not cheat on my wife. Because I love my house. -- Chas Elstne
• Mary had a little lamb and a side order of fries.
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• My wife left me - There is a GOD!